Unconventional Interview 2 Founder of Girls and Corpses Magazine Category: Art and Photography
1). Girls and Corpses, always a toss up for any psychopath, what led
you to this concept for a magazine? Are the ladies in the magazine
real or are they just props(they look so darn real)
The girls are fake and the corpses are real. Real girls stink too
much under the hot lights.
2). Ten years ago did this magazine concept have a life inside your
head? Had someone told you back then what you’d be doing now, would
you have believed them?
If brain worms are what you mean by “life inside my head,” then yes.
If someone had told me back then that I would be doing Girls and
Corpses Magazine now, I would have killed them and eaten them. As a
matter of fact, I did.
3). You’ve obviously met some interesting people due to the magazine,
who was the most interesting and why?
Hm… There’s so so many. Take a look at all the amazing folks in our
back issues here:http://girlsandcorpses.com/backissues.html
Belladonna comes to mind because she puts anything and anyone inside
her butt (I’m in there now). Also, Shaye Saint John, because she has
no arms, no legs and half a face and makes the strangest movies I’ve
ever seen. Watching an autopsy at 1-800-Autopsy was delightful. Rob
Zombie and Sheri Moon Zombie we’re pretty interesting folks to work
with. I interviewed the girls that “squirt” and nearly drowned. I
met Hollie Stevens, star of Clown Porn and then wound up hiring her for
Girls and Corpses Magazine. She has been by my side at dozens of
conventions and events. My favorite story with Hollie was when I was
invited to be a keynote speaker at the regional gathering of Mensa.
Now don’t ask me why they picked me. I guess geniuses are fucked up.
Anyhow, I invited Hollie Stevens to come with me to speak about Clown
Porn. She actually screened Clown Porn for Mensa and they sat though
the entire movie. I sat next to Hollie watching her on screen give the
longest blowjob in history wearing clown makeup. The next day, the
keynote speaker was Sheriff Michael Corona. He couldn’t stop taking
about Clown Porn during his speech — or take his eyes off Hollie –
so we made an impromptu presentation of a DVD of “Clown Porn” to him
in front of the Mensa crowd. Sheriff Corona took some photos with
Hollie. Nice guy. He was later accused of all sorts of malfeasance at
the Sheriffs Department and “let go.”Hollie’s now a full time
corpsespondant for Girls and Corpses Magazine. I love her like a
sister you want to molest.
4) Is there anything you fear more than death? Why?
Life — if it’s boring and average. That terrifies me. Sitting in
some small squalid apartment, staring at a TV all day alone, with a
bottle of oxygen by my side, a cigarette in my mouth and a dead cat at
my feet because I became too fat to get up to feed it — or maybe I ate it
while watching Deal or No Deal — is the worst kind of horror movie.
5).If the world were overrun with zombies, where would you seek safety
and what would you require in large supply to remain sane?
I would simply become a zombie and eat brains. I would cut off every
head I could find and hoard them and sell them to the zombie like a
supermarket. If you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em.
6).What song do you love though it totally contradicts your
“You Light Up My Life.” I used to sing it every day until I lit my
neighbor on fire.
7).What was your favorite television show when growing up and why?
My father was a television comedy writer, so many of my favorites he
wrote, like: All In The Family, Mr. Ed, Here’s Lucy, Red Skelton, The
Brady Bunch, Odd Couple, and many others. I was a TV addict.
I also liked all the gimmick TV shows like Adams Family (my mother
played Morticia’s sister), The Munsters, Get Smart, F-Troop and
Gilligan’s Island. They made me the deviant I am today.
8).What was the worst job you’ve ever had? Why?
Cleaning out the embalming filter.
9).How do you feel about the war in Iraq?Has that opinion changed over
10).Tell us in detail, the scariest nightmare you’ve had.
I’m eating guacamole out of your skull. So… what time should I come
over for dinner?
Uh….Thanks for the interview Corpsy!
Any Last words?
POSTED BY JAMES AT 4:37 PM